Absurdity in The Scripture Project
There are 1882 verses tagged with Absurdity in The Scripture Project:
11:11 And this is the number of the mighty men whom David had; Jashobeam, an Hachmonite, the chief of the captains: he lifted up his spear...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 11:1111:17 And David longed, and said, Oh that one would give me drink of the water of the well of Bethlehem, that is at the gate!...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 11:1711:20 And Abishai the brother of Joab, he was chief of the three: for lifting up his spear against three hundred, he slew them, and had a name among the three....
The Bible:1 Chronicles 11:2011:22 Benaiah the son of Jehoiada, the son of a valiant man of Kabzeel, who had done many acts; he slew two lionlike men of Moab: also he went down and...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 11:2212:8 And of the Gadites there separated themselves unto David into the hold to the wilderness men of might, and men of war fit for the battle, that could handle shield...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 12:814:10 And David enquired of God, saying, Shall I go up against the Philistines? And wilt thou deliver them into mine hand? And the LORD said unto him, Go up; for I will deliver...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 14:1014:14 Therefore David enquired again of God; and God said unto him, Go not up after them; turn away from them, and come upon them over against the mulberry trees....
The Bible:1 Chronicles 14:1414:15 And it shall be, when thou shalt hear a sound of going in the tops of the mulberry trees, that then thou shalt go out to battle: for God is gone forth before thee to...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 14:1514:17 And the fame of David went out into all lands; and the LORD brought the fear of him upon all nations....
The Bible:1 Chronicles 14:1716:3 And he dealt to every one of Israel, both man and woman, to every one a loaf of bread, and a good piece of flesh, and a flagon of wine....
The Bible:1 Chronicles 16:319:4 Wherefore Hanun took David's servants, and shaved them, and cut off their garments in the midst hard by their buttocks, and sent them away....
The Bible:1 Chronicles 19:420:2 And David took the crown of their king from off his head, and found it to weigh a talent of gold, and there were precious stones in it; and it...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 20:221:12 Either three years' famine; or three months to be destroyed before thy foes, while that the sword of thine enemies...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 21:1221:5 And Joab gave the sum of the number of the people unto David. And all they of Israel were a thousand thousand and an hundred thousand men that drew sword: and Judah...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 21:522:14 Now, behold, in my trouble I have prepared for the house of the LORD an hundred thousand talents of gold, and a thousand thousand talents of silver; and of...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 22:1425:3 Of Jeduthun: the sons of Jeduthun; Gedaliah, and Zeri, and Jeshaiah, Hashabiah, and Mattithiah, six, under the hands of their father Jeduthun, who prophesied with...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 25:33:19 And the sons of Pedaiah were, Zerubbabel, and Shimei: and the sons of Zerubbabel; Meshullam, and Hananiah, and Shelomith their...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 3:193:22 And the sons of Shechaniah; Shemaiah: and the sons of Shemaiah; Hattush, and Igeal, and Bariah, and Neariah, and Shaphat, six....
The Bible:1 Chronicles 3:228:29 And at Gibeon dwelt the father of Gibeon; whose wife's name was Maachah:...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 8:299:35 And in Gibeon dwelt the father of Gibeon, Jehiel, whose wife's name was Maachah:...
The Bible:1 Chronicles 9:351:16 And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: besides, I know not whether I baptized any other....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 1:161:21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 1:2110:20 But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 10:2010:7 Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 10:710:9 Neither let us tempt Christ, as some of them also tempted, and were destroyed of serpents....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 10:911:1 Be ye followers of me, even as I also am of Christ....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 11:111:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 11:1511:30 For this cause many are weak and sickly among you, and many sleep....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 11:3011:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 11:413:8 Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish...
The Bible:1 Corinthians 13:814:38 But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 14:3815:5 And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve:...
The Bible:1 Corinthians 15:52:2 For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 2:24:16 Wherefore I beseech you, be ye followers of me....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 4:166:16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 6:167:12 But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 7:127:18 Is any man called being circumcised? let him not become uncircumcised. Is any called in uncircumcision? let him not be circumcised....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 7:187:21 Art thou called being a servant? care not for it: but if thou mayest be made free, use it rather....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 7:217:25 Now concerning virgins I have no commandment of the Lord: yet I give my judgment, as one that hath obtained mercy of the Lord to be faithful....
The Bible:1 Corinthians 7:257:29 But this I say, brethren, the time is short: it remaineth, that both they that have wives be as though they had none;...
The Bible:1 Corinthians 7:291:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin....
The Bible:1 John 1:72:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son....
The Bible:1 John 2:223:22 And whatsoever we ask, we receive of him, because we keep his commandments, and do those things that are pleasing in his sight....
The Bible:1 John 3:223:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works...
The Bible:1 John 3:84:15 Whosoever shall confess that Jesus is the Son of God, God dwelleth in him, and he in God....
The Bible:1 John 4:155:12 He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life....
The Bible:1 John 5:125:16 If any man see his brother sin a sin which is not unto death, he shall ask, and he shall give him life for them that sin not unto death. There is a sin unto...
The Bible:1 John 5:165:19 And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness....
The Bible:1 John 5:191:39 And Zadok the priest took an horn of oil out of the tabernacle, and anointed Solomon. And they blew the trumpet; and all the people said, God save king Solomon....
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