Old Testament -> Job
Job for Skeptics
The Book of Job gets way too much credit from both believers and skeptics. Everyone, it seems, thinks it inspiring and profound, especially those who have never read it. But Job is, in fact, as silly as it is evil. Let me summarize it for you.
God and Satan play a game with the lives of Job and his family. Satan bets that Job will curse God to his face if Job’s life is made unpleasant enough. So God (or Satan, it’s hard to tell them apart) kills Job’s family and sends various torments upon him. Although Job curses the day he was born and says some nasty (and true) things about God, he doesn’t curse God (as he should have), so he is rewarded with a new, even better, family. Another happy ending!
Here are a few interesting passages in Job:
God asks Satan where he’s been. Satan answers, “From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up an down in it.”
Job 1:7, 2:2
God gives Job to Satan, saying: “Behold, all that he hath is in thy power.”
Job 1:12, 2:6
God (or Satan) kills Job’s children in a windstorm.
Job 1:19
Satan (or God) smites Job with boils from the “sole of his foot unto his crown.”
Job 2:7
Job’s wife says that to retain his integrity he should “curse God and die.”
Job 2:9
Job rightly accuses God of multiplying his wounds without cause.
Job 9:17
Job says that God “will laugh at the trial of the innocent.”
Job 9:23
- The Bible:Job 1
- The Bible:Job 10
- The Bible:Job 11
- The Bible:Job 12
- The Bible:Job 13
- The Bible:Job 14
- The Bible:Job 15
- The Bible:Job 16
- The Bible:Job 17
- The Bible:Job 18
- The Bible:Job 19
- The Bible:Job 2
- The Bible:Job 20
- The Bible:Job 21
- The Bible:Job 22
- The Bible:Job 23
- The Bible:Job 24
- The Bible:Job 25
- The Bible:Job 26
- The Bible:Job 27
- The Bible:Job 28
- The Bible:Job 29
- The Bible:Job 3
- The Bible:Job 30
- The Bible:Job 31
- The Bible:Job 32
- The Bible:Job 33
- The Bible:Job 34
- The Bible:Job 35
- The Bible:Job 36
- The Bible:Job 37
- The Bible:Job 38
- The Bible:Job 39
- The Bible:Job 4
- The Bible:Job 40
- The Bible:Job 41
- The Bible:Job 42
- The Bible:Job 5
- The Bible:Job 6
- The Bible:Job 7
- The Bible:Job 8
- The Bible:Job 9
